Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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