Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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