i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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