Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Michael Bay diarrhea
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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