return my video game
its not stalking. its research.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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