I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
You should frame my arrest warrant.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
where are my eyebrows?
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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