so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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