That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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