Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
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