On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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