Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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