is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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