Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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