Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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