Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
hell yes lets make some ravioli
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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