I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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