I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I can feel your judgement through the phone
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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