The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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