Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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