hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
how do flat chested girls get laid?
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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