Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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