Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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