something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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