sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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