Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
this will be a night to untag.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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