Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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