dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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