It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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