Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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