i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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