We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
