and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
