There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I have fence marks all over my body
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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