The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
whose ass print is on the piano?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
i now understand why vodka
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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