You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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