The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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