No stitches, just platelets and will power
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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