people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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