I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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