I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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