you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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