they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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