I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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