Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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