8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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