I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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