it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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