come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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