You smell like a Billy Joel song
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Damn victory sex feels great
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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