her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I just found a bag of teeth...
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
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