the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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