third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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