almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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