I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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