There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
He better not be in your backpack
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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